Friday, September 5, 2008

kerana spageti..

(WARNING: THIS ENTRY MIGHT CONTAINED SOME GROSS STUFF THAT WILL MAKE YOU CANNOT EAT FOR THE WHOLE DAY.READER ARE ADVISED NOT TO READ IF THEY CANT BEAR WITH IT)


salam.ok,aku tau its ramadhan n korg mst terliur terbayangkan kesedapan spageti.
but ada kisah di sebalik makanan nih.oh ye sowi dah lame xhapdet pasal aku xde story best plus mls nak updet.nak updet pasal besday aku pun aku malas lagi nak citer pasal besday orang laen.so aku malas la nak hapdet.ok back to da story.

it was da first ramadhan when i was craving of having spageti during the fasting break(betul ke ni?).so my mum with her full of love made me da spageti plus sirap bandung soda as our drinks.peh... in my heart only-god-knows-da feeling and it made me xsaba2 nak buka puasa.
since it just da 0nly day yg i akan berbuka puasa ngan my fam,so i was lyk enjoy da day so much.It was 7.12pm,and i heard the azan maghrib.so its tym to eat la wei.started wif kurma n with the tamak haloba i took the spageti n i ate it.amik ko 2 pinggan straight.(fyi 2 pinggan nih standard aku di hari biase.so cam biasa jek la).the spageti was sooooooo deliciousss.then i drank soda bandung that my mum made.my mum n dad tgk jek kelahapan anak mereka tanpa sebarang kata2.huhuh..yelah it was my last day i can fast break ngan diorang b4 2-3 days b4 raya n it was the first ramadhan.so why lost da oppurtunity.actually my mom made some pudding as dessert but i can ate it coz my stomache was full.so i reserved it later after terawikh.ok i'm done eating my meal.so,i prayed seme2 la kan n chill kat hall waiting for azan isyak.suddenly.......

i felt something in my stomache.u know da felt when your stomache is full and you-just-felt-lyk to sendawa but cannot sendawa??malay said "angin".lyk dat arr i felt.so i took a nap to let the pain gone.so my dad woke my up to go to terawikh. i did.8 jek sebab xtahan n i also want to have a cit cat wif my fren/neighbour sbb dah lama xjumpe since dah nmpk die.so i balik rumah la with perut yg xsedap nih..

so ape kaitannya spageti ngan citer aku nih??tunggu citer baru separuh.

so it was 10.00 and angah(my cousin) came to my house with abg chik and uda.we were planning to see da DEATH RACE earlier.so he took me and we went to Kluang Parade to see the movie.seriously i cant stand the pain but i wanna see the movie.so i bought the assam utk hilangkan angin n perasaan loya.seriously it worked.i can enjoy the movie myself.It was a great movie.i bet you wanna watch it again because the story was so cool.So,after the movie,they wanted to go yam char + hookahing(shisha la tuh).i was berat jek nak follow but i followed arr.at the stall i wanna order limau suam coz kalo angin2 minum limau bagus but abes plak .(motif limau boleh habis.dah arr buat minum jek.)pastuh angah recommended me to order teh halia @ ginger tea(matilah direct translation).so i pun order arr.bley teh halia pun habis.wat the fish kan.seme jek habis.so i pasrah n redha jek la.After 5 minutes,i felt really discomfort.so i asked abg chik to take me home.so he did.sampai rumah,the first place i must found is da TOILET.*wink*

at the toilet,you wanna know what happened?????
i PUKED.PUKED.all the spageti came outside my mouth.i think all da spegeti dat i ate came out.pehhh..amik ko nazay.makan xbersopan.kan dah muntah2 plus sakit perut.i thought pas dah puked tuh ok,but my stomache plak problem.i have to format it 3 4 times dat nyte.really hard dat nite.so during sahur,i can't eat benda complex lyk nasi coz tekak dah xley terima.so i took bread with milo panas.mmg lemah gile ok.suppose i went back to melaka on tuesday but my dad changed the ticket coz die tgk anak die melepek jek.huhu..

so what's da moral of da story???
jgn la mkn spegeti xingt dunia sambil meminum air berkarbonat.kombinasi yg cukup membuatkn hari anda indah bak sang suria.

6 comments:

affanazami said...

YOUR STORY REALLY MADE MY DAY, COMPLETELY, TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

PADAN MUKA!
I LIKE IT! I LIKE IT!

p/s- laen kali amek gamba muke keloyaan itu! Muahahahha.

Sang Ganjil said...

ske ko gelakkan aku terbahak2...
awas.

maPieCeoFarT said...

whoa... that's soooo painful man... but thanx anyway... would take it as a BIG reminder not to eat like you did... aduiih...

hey... i like your blog... interesting...

salam singgah.... =)

SerenaVanDerWoodsen said...

aiseyh bang!

makan tamak sgt x ajak i..

hahahaa

xper..pengalaman tuh

len kali jgn makan byk kalau minum air berkarbonat..

tuh kan pantang larang..isk3

Sang Ganjil said...

yezza...pantang larang tuh.
air berkarbonat xelok minum ngan mane2 makanan komplex.

syu[g]haz said...

yeke?kite makan nasik ngan air bandung soda tu.hari2.my bro suke sangat air tu..so hari2 akan buat dan minum sambil makan nasik.alhamdulillah..ok jek..

mebe sebab makan ngan kurang sopan santun kot?ekekek ;p